Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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