Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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