can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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