Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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