So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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