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it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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