It's Friday. Sex?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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