Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My vagina is very pro this idea
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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