when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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