somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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