My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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