I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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