ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he thought i was a dude.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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