Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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