it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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