Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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