so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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