I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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