Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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