no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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