What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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