I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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