At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
please come you make the beer taste better
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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