lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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