i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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