I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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