i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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