Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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