Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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