she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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