I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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