How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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