You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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