I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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