you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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