You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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