Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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