I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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