FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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