i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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