I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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