I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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