i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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