I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize