I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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