i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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