Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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