did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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