but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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