Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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