Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My feet surprised me
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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