I wish i was in the wii world.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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