i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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