Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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