omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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