do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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