I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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